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Q: What do you call a cold dog with a bunny?
A: A chili dog in a bun
Q:What has 10 wheels and flies?
A: A Garbage truck!
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, but a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: What do you call an X that just took a bath???
A: A clean X
Q: What is comming but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow
Q: What kind of cheese do you find in the sea?
A: Manta ray jack
Q: What did the porcupine say when it bumped into a cactus in the dark???
A: Hi Mom!!!
Q: What did the termite say to the chair???
A: It's been nice gnawing you
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom
Q: What hurts when you pull it, but not when you cut it?
A: Your hair
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In waterbeds.
Q: How do you spell hard water with three letters?
A: Ice
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice company?
A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
A: A stick
Q: What is gray, has big ears, and squeaks?
A: An elephant wearing new sneakers.
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